Old person catalog

So yesterday in the mail, I got one of those "Harriet Carter" catalogs. I associate these catalogs with old people because my great-grandma would always get them and have them sitting next to her rocking chair. I was bored so I picked it up and was browsing through the first few pages. Something shiny caught my eye (go figure), and I was quite amazed by what I saw.

See it for yourselves!

Every granny needs one.